demilypyro:

tsukinoinaba:

demilypyro:

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I’ve heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

dusttt:

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

shamebats:

afterthemovie:

rupture by kate kretz, 2018 (crowdsourced grey hair from people who have experienced profound loss hand embroidered on cotton)

nothingbutsterek:

badcompanys:

Never ever make an opinion about a show based on what you’ve seen on Tumblr because for months I legitimately thought that Teen Wolf was about a modern gay adaption of Little Red Riding Hood with werewolves

thydungeongal:

random-wiki-articles:

The Treachery of Images - Wikipedia

The Treachery of Images - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

SCROLL BACK UP

THAT IS NOT A PIPE

IT’S A PAINTING

vintage-tigre:

Phillip by Makarova

pterribledinosaurdrawings:

In this world of everything costing too many dollars, the colourful bits of stiff paper at the hardware store are an exciting novelty.

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

haltraveler:

toastbutteregg:

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

memewhore:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)

Class: Dentist!

Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)

Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!

Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.

I ask myself this every day.

12 year olds REALLY like taxes, debt, and divorce as topics of distress in improvisation for some reason

correctopinionhaver:

airwar:

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

vexheart:

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.”

poem by Mikko Harvey

fattyskeleton:

hometoursandotherstuff:

Sound on. How dogs navigate stairs.

i’m fucking sick and watching this almost killed me. i felt my throat closing. Almost met god over that fucking dog launching itself down stairs