This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
It all started a bit over a year ago when a close friend of mine started talking about some strange "blogging" website called tumblr. Fast forward 12 months and I'm a mess thanks to countless books, tv shows, movies, people and crazy new friends.
My life has been ruined by: Lord of the Rings, The Avengers, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Supernatural, Merlin, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Pokemon, Star Trek, all the actors/characters in the aforementioned obsessions (along with some I no doubt forgot) and also sleep deprivation.
I reblog a mile a minute so if you decide to follow me... Good luck
That I live and you are gone
Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.
Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!
1. Kill alpha male types
2. Achieve world peace
I’ve actually read a lot of Sapolsky’s work. He’s one of my favorite scientists in the neuro/socio world.
what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
just expressing my anger
you forgot the most important one of all
I just love this episode, so many beautiful screencaps from it.
do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life
think i just found my new life motto
What do your lines say?
This is weird.
It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.
Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.
It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
"bucky is a villain"
"bucky is the new loki"
"bucky is a brainwashed assassin who is generally a good guy but is forced to do bad things"
the devil in the details